The magnolias are coming in nicely.
Did you hear about the National Guard?
I can never find the pump for the inner tube.
Did you hear they’re reining the the anti-corruption prosecutors?
You can have two scoops, but promise you’ll eat dinner.
Did you hear a teacher had to take down a sign saying, “Everyone is welcome here”?
I can’t believe you grew those tom…
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