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RIFFS: Alabama makes it easier by specifying what is still legal there

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Feb 21, 2024
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Responding to backlash over its state supreme court outlawing in-vitro fertilization, Alabama today announced it would “make life easier for everyone” by “specifying what is still legal” in the state.

  1. Kissing between married couples, but not before morning tooth brushing

  2. Holding hands with gloves on

  3. Side hugs, hip to hip only

  4. Swimsuits that cover the ankles…

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