Merrick Garland’s procrastination diary
A satirical essay in The New Yorker
Dear friends,
Today I published my first ever print “Shouts and Murmurs” column in The New Yorker, a satirical procrastination diary trying to imagine what is taking Attorney General Merrick Garland so damn long.
Onward!
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